Improvised Weapons.

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

(via thefunniestblogger)

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

(via thefunniestblogger)

nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds.  the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

(via thefunniestblogger)

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

presidentme:

Bill Nye the PARTY guy

MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT

(via dragonhearted)

snowballsack:

melissaxwinter:

snowballsack:

when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them

(Source: psyducked, via michelle-obiceps)